Showing posts with label life in iiT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life in iiT. Show all posts

Saturday, January 9, 2010

An account of my first Night-Show

There is always a first time! I saw my first night-show (Paa at Satyam in Dec hols). Totally unplanned idea got executed perfectly well and we had an awesome time :)

Eating in Tifanys for 10 days had driven me mad and I badly needed a change. It was only in the evening around 5pm did I make my mind up to go to ascendas for dinner. Experiencing the same state of mind, all my wing mates (Akila, Kad and Tata) immediately agreed to the idea. So we, four girls left the institute by around 8:30pm (Yeah it took us 3hrs to gather 4 ppl :D). My stomach had already started to rumble and hence we had cup-corn at Guru on the way to assuage our hunger for the time being. We managed to enter Ascendas with two ID cards and some Tam fundae at 9pm.

We had almost decided our menu on the way and ordered as quickly as possible. Pizza + Sub + Something + Softy. We hardly cared about the people around and gobbled the food as soon as possible. By the end of the dinner, Akila proposed the idea of a Night Show at Satyam. All of us were sketching plans for a week to watch Paa and they never turned into action. Within a couple of minutes we were out of Ascendas bargaining with auto-drivers to go to Satyam. It was around 10pm already and we were running short of time. Finally we managed to reach Satyam at around 10:05pm, and guess what! We had just 4 seats for Paa left; but we had to make a decision since it was split into 3+1. After a quick discussion we concluded that we shall take a chance and went ahead with the idea of watching Paa; hoping to get some adjustment in the theatre. And we did manage to push three guys in a row to our seats and finally four of us sat together with pop-corns and cold coffees; all set to see the movie.

The movie was awesome. Amitabh Bhachchan was brilliant in his role. Music was too good and after a long time did we get to enjoy unadulterated comedy. Apart from the story, the cinematography was also great. Abhishek Bhacchan looked too handsome ;) and watches of both Vidya Balan and Abhishek caught our eyes. We enjoyed the movie (also the advertisements during intervals :P ) a lot and laughed even during the most emotional scenes. (Seemed like the people in the theater were cursing us :P )

It was around 1am in the night (er... morning) when the movie was over. It took us around 20 minutes to get back to the institute and we walked back to the hostel by 2am.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Moorakke Mukthaya

Third semester!
Its over!
I have been in IIT for a year and half.... er!? A year and a half ??? I cant believe this !

Being in THE ELEC department of IIT Madras which is know far and wide for its "RODness", I knew what to expect and what not to. Or I thought I knew it, till the semester started to gear up and THE ELEC department started to show its ramifications in RODness. Only then did I realise what the ELEC EFFECT actually is.

The three departmental courses that I did in this semester were
• 1 Digital systems
• 2 Network System
• 3 CAD laboratory.

Digital Systems: EC104
It was taken by Prof. Vekatesh and Prof. Ravishankar. The course teaches you the philosophy of life. There are only two states in this world, 0 and 1, everything else is an illusion.
The course seemed all fair and fine till i held quiz 1. A ' (complement) completely complemented my life in the course. At the end of the day, knowing that the grading is binary too, huh!.... er.... there are only two states.

Network systems: EC204
Prof. Vinita taught us how to be punctual. I never believed that I, Ramya K V, can ever be "in time" to a class. Me?? er... I cant believe this! I am the kind who wakes up ten minutes before a class and barely manage to get inside the classroom before the Professor.
All through the semester we bulbed and bulbed and bulbed. Prof.VV had to give up on us finally. Can you imagine, a class of >40 odd ppl, all yet to be Electrical Engineers from IIT Madras, having done a 4 credit course on Electro-Magnetic Circuits in the previous semester, did not know what "Natural Frequency" means till almost the end of this course?
Finally we did manage to transforme almost everything on the way. Being non-causal, non-linear and time variant, I too finally managed to Fourier transform Laplace!

CAD laboratory: EC205
The Programming Laboratory. Its fun, yeah! fun, you see. Really, I did enjoy programming. But beware of this course!! This One Credit course can potentially take away all your happiness in life.
I got scared! Yes, literally I got scared. I never thought that I shall love Programming so much in life that I will pack everything else and sit crazily in front of the machine and become a machine myself. This is not I want to do in life, I knew it, yet this bloody thing was not leaving me. Thank God finally I did manage to pull myself out of the "Paapakoopa" (The Cursed Place) **.

Despite the heavy load, Elec Rocks!!

The "other" courses during the semester were:
• 4 MA205
• 5 AM110
• 6 ID120
• 7 BT101
• 8 HS509

Probability And Random Processes: MA205
This is one of the courses I thoroughly enjoyed, especially at the end of the semester. Prof. Natarajan was quite good. Though, he was not so audible, mike helped out.
Having no fundae on permutation and combinations, I had to start with the basic concepts of counting. Moving on from counting to Probability to Random Variables to the Stochastic Processes was an amazing journey. Also we learnt how to read any kind of handwriting :P

Engineering Mechanics: AM110
The subject so dear to me became the most hateful course this semester. Certain Professor V took the course , huh!! My hard luck. I never thought I could ever not like er... actually hate a Professor to this extent in my life.
I am done with the course. That is it. Period.

Ecology and Environment: ID120
Thanks to the Supreme Court of India. We had to sit and bare with this course for two hours per week and give two exams. Well, we need to be concerned with the environment. Yes. I agree completely, but does that mean that I have to sit in a class of ~552, spread across three rooms, with Professors and Teaching Assistants patrolling around in the class room? Well, its over.

Life Sciences: BT101
Thanks to the Supreme Court of India again. We had to again sit for two hours per week and give two exams. The lessons that we were made to study were all interesting. But why don't they understand that we do not have 48 hours a day to sit and read Campbell. I can potentially give a Medical Entrance test now.
And yeah, its over too.

Accounting For Social Sciences: HS509
The one and only course that I enjoyed all through the semester. Prof. Umakant Dash was GOD!! If it was not for this course, I guess I would have been insane by now. The delicacy of accounting, its intricate nature were made all so easy by the professor.
The only formula that we needed to know was Assets= Liabilities+Owner's Equity !
The Balance sheet, the Income Statements and the Cash flow statements seem so cute and nice now! The business news pages in The Hindu has started to make sense :)

**P.S: I have nothing against Programmers! This is my personal point of view.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

EshTond coursu !!!!

The courses I did in my first semester:

CS110 – 3 credits

PH101– 3 credits

CY101– 3 credits

MA101– 3 credits

PMT– 2 credits.

ID110– 2 credits

WS101– 2 credits

PH103– 1 credits

CY103– 1 credits

Did I miss any one? Was that enough for a semester??

CS110:

Aah!! The most peaceful and nicest of all the courses I had in first semester or rather of all courses I gonna do. It is probably the only course about which I did not crib :P . The feed back system was awesome. The answers to some of the questions were hilarious.

The following are some FAQs (Funnily Answered Questions):

Student’s Question: “I was sleeping on the last bench so, I couldn’t

enjoy the class.”

Kama’s Response: Sorry that I could not provide you a pillow. I shall

try to do the same next time, but for that I need to know your Name

and/or Roll Number.

Student’s Question: You have to be more energetic, please move

around the class.

Kama’s Response: The camera has to be more energetic. It cannot

move beyond some angle. If it can rotate then why walk - I am ready

to fly around.

Student’s Question: I was feeling sleepy, slept at 2.00am. Watching

Taare Zameen Par with friends. Classic movie!!!

Kama’s Response: So you again slept at 10.00am without watching

”CS110 deevaar Par” with friends. Classic Course yaar!!!

Student’s Question: dnim reveN

Kama’s Response: ?tahW

Student’s Question:

(a) I was feeling sleepy.

(b) No Comments. I was asleep.

Kama’s Response: Rock-a-bye student on the desk top;

when the teacher talks all thy dreams rock;

when the quiz comes;

nightmares befall;

down will come student;

CGPA and all.

PH101:

It was a course with divergence :P. I never could understand where I headed through this course. Till the end I curled and curled around to find what gradient meant. Finally I did manage to get some feel of del, the “del, del_dot and del_cross”.

CY101:

H | Ψ>= E | Ψ>

Er… !??

What’s this | > ? May be the Prof Writes ( ) as | >

This is what I concluded after the first class of CY101, the “Quantum Course”. The Professor (Prof. Chandrakumar) was really awesome on teaching. It was slightly flying above my head initially. But gradually it became the most favorite part of the course.

Next was the Thermodynamics and kinetics part of the course. Seemed quite familiar but was not so! But I enjoyed the jokes of from Prof and the stories of the scientist, that’s all I heard in his class and a result I cupped in it royally. My wonderful ability of sleeping with my eyes open helped a lot to deceive the Prof (he caught me in the last class though).

MA101:

The most difficult of all math courses (according to the students). The certain Piskunov (piski being the pet name) is the “Bible”. The certain Prof. K is never convinced that students study. He believes that we all have “Lost the train”. The class average in the quizzes was not encouraging too (4.25 out of 20!!!). We were getting used to see the single digits on the answer papers by then. After RKK’s zero (I managed to pull off a 2 in that, details later in ID110 : P) we were hardly shaken by these binary numbers.

We got entangled in the series of convergence and got diverged sequentially. Integration never seemed so difficult a topic before this course. Everything seemed crystal clear, so obvious. Of course nothing is obvious in Mathematics; you need to prove even 2+2=4. That’s quite hard, I know; everyone knows after MA101 experience.

We had certain Prof. Jayanthan, a quite interesting man. He has an orkut profile; his homepage is interesting as well. Mathematics being my first love, I enjoyed the class as well as the course.

EP110 (PMT- Professional Major Theory :P )

It was a fun course too. No exams!!! There were lectures by various Profs. I attended all of them. But to be honest, I slept through most of them. The presentations for evaluations were really very useful. I learnt a lot in the process.

Even after attending all the classes we ended up getting a G (G-good. VG- Very good. M-Marginal) for attendance.

ID110:

An Introduction to Engineering Design.

It was a combination of several lectures by different professors. We got to listen to a range of topics. We got to know how CD player, projector works; about electrochemical cells to airplanes. Yup… we even came to know that we are 98% bananas!!!

Some of the lectures were interesting to the core while others were sleeping pills. The ones in the virtual class were blissfully snoring while the ones in real class were no better! But there were TA’s who often disturbed the peaceful sleep (to sign the attendance).

What else can they do with 550 students? One class has the Prof, while the other two can “see” and “here” (if one wishes) the Prof. That’s what I meant by the “Real” and the

Virtual” class.

The projects were fun. All was not well there though. Hmmnn…. Well that may require a separate dedicated post.

WS101:

It’s the time you get Hands on experience.

Electronics WS: soldering. It was nice to blacken the PCBs :P

The sir was peace maxx.

Electrical WS: “Wires and Pliers” – one of the joyful and full of fun workshop. You bend and bend the wire and light the “BULB” : P

Turning: It was quite peaceful too.

Fitting: People think it’s the toughest of all workshops. But I liked it. It was so much fun in filing and cutting metal pieces. How proud you will be once you see the job you have done!! I even kulted the job pieces (not the main one! The part which I hack sawed :P)

CY103:

Chemistry lab. I enjoyed it very much. The experiments were quite interesting and spanned all parts of chemistry. The TAs were good and explained things clearly. It was real fun!!

PH103:

It’s the physics lab. The experiments were well chosen. But the lab evaluation was much to be questioned. We soon realized that Honesty was not the Best Policy here. That’s where students learnt to do the “Best fitting curve”, “Reverse experimentation” and “Value fixation.” We ended up learning lot of “general stuff”.

Monday, May 12, 2008

NOODI SWAMI NAAVIRODE HIGE!!! Anka !! :

Thud!!! Holidays again. Now that I am free to do what I want :)

As usual I saw zillion movies, ate, read and talked unlimitedly. Bored by these activities finally I decided to continue the documentation of the memories of my first year in IITM.

I am not a “freshie” any more. As I stack my first year stuffs neatly, so as to pass them on as heritage to my juniors (of course after PDP sessions), I recall my first year in the institute.

After the first few days of Personality development sessions (PDP sessions- a “cleaner” name for ragging), we started getting along with each other. Classes!!

Classes at 8 a.m. First few weeks saw high activity in the wing bogs early in the morning. When my fellow mates in the wing woke up as early as 5 am (Info from friends -no clue if anyone woke up before), I was peacefully rolling on my bed. I had calculated well. I am not going to wake up before 7:15 am. How much time would this girl who used to manage to get to the classroom at 8 am in 12th even while waking up at 7:45 am require to get ready? Mind you, I used to get to class just in time or some five minutes late, but after completing all the morning “work”(which includes bathing :P ) and also after having Breakfast! So it should not be difficult here in IITM too. Slowly and steadily as time went on, the early morning activity in the wing slowly decreased. The time of waking up of my wing mates exponentially decreased, but I maintained my constant 7:15 am.

We used to have classes from 8am to 5pm, with some slots free here and there. “Slots”, this reminds me of the difficulty we faced in figuring out how to read our time table. The time table given to us looked like :


It looked like a great puzzle to us. We had no clue from where to start reading this table. The “Code Breaking” work started. With the curriculum book in one hand and the time table in another, I sat down for a couple of hours. Eureka!!! I got it!!! Finally I managed to read the “da IITM code”!!!

Coming back to the classes, first few days were really boring for we did not have any classes. All that we ended up doing was moving from one class room to another. How would this happen in IITM? No classes for two days? What a waste! The third day the classes kick started. With in two days the classes were at full swing. With enormous courses in front of us, we got the shock of IITM curriculum. Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, Computer Science, Engineering Design, Professional Major Theory, Physics Lab, Chemistry Lab and Workshop, did I miss any? Was this enough for a semester!?

IIT=Institute of Infinite Tension.

True, it is true!!! With MA101 and CY101, we got the heat of IIT.

There started the Acads!!!

///NOODI SWAMI NAAVIRODE HIGE….!!!!



P.S: First part in NOODI SWAMI NAAVIRODE HIGE!!! Anka !. sorry for non-digs. Trying to translate it :P


NooDi Swami naavirode hige = dekhiye sir, hum aise hi hai.


Sunday, March 9, 2008

Antarangada mrudanga....antu tomtanana....

It happened! It happened!! It indeed happened!!! Finally it did happen!!

After all such long desperate wait did not go in vain ……

It had been my dream from six months. A wish which had rooted deep within me. There came so many precious moments wherein I could have spelt out my wish. But alas! It never materialized. I remember the starry night in October 2007, when it was so close to happen. I was delighted. A bright glow in my eyes, a faint smile on my face. How desperate I was! How desperate to smell the fragrance! To feel fresh! To begin a new life! But it did not come true. My hopes were lost. I was completely shattered. I never thought a joyful moment will ever come in my life. Sitting in the corner of my room along with a best friend of mine, I wept silently for months.

Days passed, weeks went by, months gone…..huh… how could such a thing happen to me? I never thought that I would ever reach this state. But I did have a small hope, somewhere in the remote corner of mind. It may happen some day. May be the time was not for it. May be the Lord is testing me. I knew my wish would come true some day. And it came true yesterday.

Yes! It did! Now my hopes are redeemed, my eyes are eaming with happiness and satisfaction. Ah….how wonderful the world is!

These are the feelings of my bed spread which was lying in corner of my room since September 2007. I think it the other four bed sheets and the four buckets of clothes shared the same feelings. But their await was not so long, it was a just little more than a month or so [:P]. It is really not my mistake. Not my laziness. For example I do wash the essentials clothes everyday [:P].

There was no washing machine working in our hostel except one. I did go to it one night in January to get my clothes washed. But it was so painful because I live in second floor and the damn machine was in ground floor. Finally after a long fight, two new washing machines were brought. But see the irony, they brought only two machines and placed one in first floor and the other in third floor. What sin did we, the second floor people commit? Anyway I had made up my mind that I must wash my clothes.
I started my work at three in the after noon yesterday. After persevering for about seven and a half hours all my clothes were washed! All the rooms in my wing had my clothes and bed sheets hanging in their room [:P]. People coming to the bathroom in the wing in third floor were stunned at my dedication! “You are still washing clothes!?” was their question. And my answer was a smile. [:)].
Believe me. It needs a lot of dedication, determination and devotion [ the 3 D,s] to wash clothes for seven and a half hours on a semi automatic washing machine situated a floor above yours.

Some of you may feel (especially IITians) why we should get pained so much to wash clothes. But it’s really worthwhile to put such effort to wash clothes. Ah… It feels so heavenly now that my clothes are washed [:)].

:)

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Edu yaaru bareda katheyoo… nanagaagi banda vyatheyoo…

CRC 103

10:00 am

IIT Madras.

Lecture 14 ?!? [ :0] fourteen?? What? How? When ?

T=M x B….ZZZzzzzzzzzz………… Diamagnetic magnetism…… ZZZzzzzzzzz…..change in M is opposite to the direction of applied magnetic field B……..ZZZZzzzzzzzz……… electrons are inside materials !!!! wow what a fact???

An aspiring look at the watch….. oh no!!! its just 10:25 ….. this means I have to bear this class for 25 minutes more??? Oh My Lord, what is my sin?

ZZZzzzzzzzz………… Divergence theorem!!!!! Yeah divergence!!! Thoughts diverge. Can I measure the flux of the thought field diverging from me??? Yeah, why not give it a shot?

The KVs law of thoughtatostatics :

The thought force is directly proportional to magnitude of thought source and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between in your bench and the prof.

The KVs divergence theorem:

The total flux through any brain is directly α amount of thought sources enclosed in the mind.

Ф= p T.

Where, Ф= flux

p= permthoughtivity constant

T= thought source

p=popr

po = permthoughtivity of free space

pr = permthoughtivity of the class. This exclusively depends on the prof and ranges from 1 to infinity.

…… تפặשׁנּﭿﭧﯡﻂﺱﻁ…. Eqn 5.68

(Cut copy paste from Griffiths: For those who do not know PH102… Griffiths is a reference book for the electrodynamics course)

“Now let us do a problem…. “. ZZZzzzzzzzzz….

“This problem is in an example problem in Griffith so you need not copy this down.”

[A universal truth da… ]

….ZZZzzzzzzzzz…..

Why am I a source in PH102 classes? A student is supposed to be a sink and the prof the source. The field lines of knowledge are supposed to be flowing from the prof to the students. But this never happened at all.

My thoughts diverge in this class. Kudos to the prof… he has the extraordinary ability to make me (and most of the junta in class) sleep in class. Thanks to him that I got an inspiration to write another blog after looooong loooong time [:P]

[Our Father in heaven Holy be Your name Your kingdom come Your will be done on earth as in heaven give us our daily bread…………..

I will sing of the mercies of the Lord forever I will sing…. I will sing…..

I just keep trusting my Lord as I walk along…(as the class goes oooooon)… I just keep trusting my Lord and He gives me a song…. I just keep trusting my Lord…

There shall be showers of blessing… this is the promise of love …there seasons refreshing sent from the savior above………..

A sincere prayer to Thee…please end this torture.]

“Can I get back the attendance sheet?”

Applause….. God is Great… finally the class ends. Next torture session 22 Feb 8 am.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Belagagi naneddu yaaryara neneyali..... my first saturday in second sem.

10:48 am

January 5th,2008

Sharavathi hostel

Room 383 A&B

Bang bang bang…..

Bang bang bang…..

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Bang bang bang…..

Door opens…..an enormous force acts on the upper eyelid to over come the gravitational, strong &weak nuclear and electrostatic forces of attraction exerted by the lower eyelid to see and recognize a familiar face.

A: Hey, oh u got up just now…. I am so sorry….

B: ….(bulb)…. Its ok..

A: Have you written the notes of Dirac Delta function properely?

B:………… (Bulb…. Bulb…. Bulb…. Bulb….)……..

[ Brain starts working….. Dirac Delta function ….search from all nook and corners..

Results 1- 10 of about 175,000 for Dirac Delta function. (0.26 seconds)

1. General Conclusion:

Dirac is a scientist.[:P]

2.Class 12th -Elementary Particles- Poornanada sir notes:

…… the particles which obey Fermi-Dirac Statistics are called fermions….

3. Class seventh geography:

…… the delta is formed at the mouth of a river…..sunderbans is the the largest delta in India….

4.[pdf] Delta and the Greeks:

…. Delta is the fourth letter in Greek alphabet……

5.Class 12th –first calss by HLS Rao:

….symbol Delta is used to represent a small increment in x….

6. Class 11th--- Sets Relations and functions by Veena mam:

….. function is a mapping from….. one-one function ,onto funtion …

7. Class 10th –biology by Rasquinha teacher:

….. the function of the pancreas is …. Funtion of islet of langerhans is….

8. Class 6th- Science class by Archana miss:

… the malfunctioning of kidney results in….

9. Class 7th—a discussion with Sister Sally:

….. the Christmas function starts with prayer service…. Welcome speech in the function has to be coordinated with….. [I was SPL-school pupil leader then].

10. Class 11th--- Raghupathi sir’s chemistry class:

functional groups in the organic compounds….

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Then an isolated neuron picked up the signal and the information was passed on from neuron to neuron via dendrites. Oh… she is referring to our Friday’s Physics class. A vague and faint memory of my class from 8-8:50 am flashes. Yeah… our prof told something that sounded like Dirac Delta function…thanks to my ears which had made some attempt to hear something. I can remember what my teachers taught till class 12th better than anything I hear here… thanks to the slide shows.]

….. No I havnt written. Actually I dint understand….

A: oh.. actually nobody understood i suppose…he ran through it… k then. Can I hav your phy tute.

B:…!?....yeah….take.

A: cya then.

B:Bye.

NOODI SWAMI NAAVIRODE HIGE!!! Anka !:

August 2007

Senior: Put intro….

Me: I hav no name .(Now I hav a name now though.. :P) My nick is Ramya.K.V. My All India Rank In Indian Institute of technology Joint Entrance exam is One thousand one hundred fourty three. (A flash back to UKG… ) I am in engineering physics brach. I am from Sagar in Karnataka…(No one knew the place though… thank god I did not hav to specify the latitude n longitude). I studied my PU in Govt.PU College, Sagara.

My hobbies are … blah

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Huh…..Sometimes I seriously felt I should tape record it n play…..

Kansnalli ebbsi keldru order miss aagbardu!!!

Edadmele prashnavali… uttara kodakkenu ulibaardu allivaregu…… eradu… mooru … raatri eshtu hottadaru addilla…

Put some arbit stuff… sing,dance, act or gen talk…. Whatever just entertain seniors…. Bitti sikkidvalla…

This is “PDP” Session.

Edadmele seniors inda juniorsge taletalantaradinda banda pustaka hagu vastra (lab coat workshop coat) hastantara…(nange workshop shoesu bitti siktu :D)… paalige bandaddu panchamruta… sikkiddannella ethkondu roomge band biddkondvi.

Me: Hey…. How was class.

She: Was ……………

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She: hey what da? U forgot my name… ? my name is ------

Er..hmmnn… btw whats ur name da?

Hinge ondtingu kalitu…. // NOODI SWAMI NAAVIRODE HIGE….!!!!