Saturday, January 5, 2008

Belagagi naneddu yaaryara neneyali..... my first saturday in second sem.

10:48 am

January 5th,2008

Sharavathi hostel

Room 383 A&B

Bang bang bang…..

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Door opens…..an enormous force acts on the upper eyelid to over come the gravitational, strong &weak nuclear and electrostatic forces of attraction exerted by the lower eyelid to see and recognize a familiar face.

A: Hey, oh u got up just now…. I am so sorry….

B: ….(bulb)…. Its ok..

A: Have you written the notes of Dirac Delta function properely?

B:………… (Bulb…. Bulb…. Bulb…. Bulb….)……..

[ Brain starts working….. Dirac Delta function ….search from all nook and corners..

Results 1- 10 of about 175,000 for Dirac Delta function. (0.26 seconds)

1. General Conclusion:

Dirac is a scientist.[:P]

2.Class 12th -Elementary Particles- Poornanada sir notes:

…… the particles which obey Fermi-Dirac Statistics are called fermions….

3. Class seventh geography:

…… the delta is formed at the mouth of a river…..sunderbans is the the largest delta in India….

4.[pdf] Delta and the Greeks:

…. Delta is the fourth letter in Greek alphabet……

5.Class 12th –first calss by HLS Rao:

….symbol Delta is used to represent a small increment in x….

6. Class 11th--- Sets Relations and functions by Veena mam:

….. function is a mapping from….. one-one function ,onto funtion …

7. Class 10th –biology by Rasquinha teacher:

….. the function of the pancreas is …. Funtion of islet of langerhans is….

8. Class 6th- Science class by Archana miss:

… the malfunctioning of kidney results in….

9. Class 7th—a discussion with Sister Sally:

….. the Christmas function starts with prayer service…. Welcome speech in the function has to be coordinated with….. [I was SPL-school pupil leader then].

10. Class 11th--- Raghupathi sir’s chemistry class:

functional groups in the organic compounds….

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Then an isolated neuron picked up the signal and the information was passed on from neuron to neuron via dendrites. Oh… she is referring to our Friday’s Physics class. A vague and faint memory of my class from 8-8:50 am flashes. Yeah… our prof told something that sounded like Dirac Delta function…thanks to my ears which had made some attempt to hear something. I can remember what my teachers taught till class 12th better than anything I hear here… thanks to the slide shows.]

….. No I havnt written. Actually I dint understand….

A: oh.. actually nobody understood i suppose…he ran through it… k then. Can I hav your phy tute.

B:…!?....yeah….take.

A: cya then.

B:Bye.

NOODI SWAMI NAAVIRODE HIGE!!! Anka !:

August 2007

Senior: Put intro….

Me: I hav no name .(Now I hav a name now though.. :P) My nick is Ramya.K.V. My All India Rank In Indian Institute of technology Joint Entrance exam is One thousand one hundred fourty three. (A flash back to UKG… ) I am in engineering physics brach. I am from Sagar in Karnataka…(No one knew the place though… thank god I did not hav to specify the latitude n longitude). I studied my PU in Govt.PU College, Sagara.

My hobbies are … blah

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Huh…..Sometimes I seriously felt I should tape record it n play…..

Kansnalli ebbsi keldru order miss aagbardu!!!

Edadmele prashnavali… uttara kodakkenu ulibaardu allivaregu…… eradu… mooru … raatri eshtu hottadaru addilla…

Put some arbit stuff… sing,dance, act or gen talk…. Whatever just entertain seniors…. Bitti sikkidvalla…

This is “PDP” Session.

Edadmele seniors inda juniorsge taletalantaradinda banda pustaka hagu vastra (lab coat workshop coat) hastantara…(nange workshop shoesu bitti siktu :D)… paalige bandaddu panchamruta… sikkiddannella ethkondu roomge band biddkondvi.

Me: Hey…. How was class.

She: Was ……………

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Me: Btw whats ur name?

She: hey what da? U forgot my name… ? my name is ------

Er..hmmnn… btw whats ur name da?

Hinge ondtingu kalitu…. // NOODI SWAMI NAAVIRODE HIGE….!!!!

Friday, January 4, 2008

IIT Madras enba trishanku swargadalli nanna modala dina….

Naanu ellige hege bande? Yaksha prashne….

Ee prashnege uttara naanu innu hudukutta eddini….

Hengo ottnalli IIT madras ge bandu bidde.

Hostel office edurige sikkidornella maatadsde… hesru branchella kelkondvi… ee kivienda keliddu ache kiviinda horage hogagittu!

Nan room no 383/a andre second floor…..

Manabharada suitcase hotkondu mettilu hatta hode….

Edurigidda manga hallukirkondu “ Enamma neenilli?” anta prashne maadange guraayskondu nodtaettu. Nodru nodde erorahage usiru kattkondu mettlu ensta anthu inthu bande nan floorge….

abba ennenu roomge hogi ella hottakana andre 383 locku…. Nan “ROOM MOM” (kothadi amma :P) ennu bandirlilla.

Kadu kadu suttu sunna aadmele nan room khali aaythu. Usappa anta eddabadda saamanella olage hakona andre roomu Corporation tottigenu kammi eralilla.

Amma na krupe enda roomu arda gantekli chaka chaka anata holiyohagaytu…

Amma ella jodsi kotru …nan kutkond order maadta edde… konege amma ondisa ulkondu hodru manege.

Allinda shuru aaythu nanna hosa jivana….. \\ NOODI SWAMI NAAVIRODE HIGE !!!!

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