Saturday, January 5, 2008

Belagagi naneddu yaaryara neneyali..... my first saturday in second sem.

10:48 am

January 5th,2008

Sharavathi hostel

Room 383 A&B

Bang bang bang…..

Bang bang bang…..

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Bang bang bang…..

Door opens…..an enormous force acts on the upper eyelid to over come the gravitational, strong &weak nuclear and electrostatic forces of attraction exerted by the lower eyelid to see and recognize a familiar face.

A: Hey, oh u got up just now…. I am so sorry….

B: ….(bulb)…. Its ok..

A: Have you written the notes of Dirac Delta function properely?

B:………… (Bulb…. Bulb…. Bulb…. Bulb….)……..

[ Brain starts working….. Dirac Delta function ….search from all nook and corners..

Results 1- 10 of about 175,000 for Dirac Delta function. (0.26 seconds)

1. General Conclusion:

Dirac is a scientist.[:P]

2.Class 12th -Elementary Particles- Poornanada sir notes:

…… the particles which obey Fermi-Dirac Statistics are called fermions….

3. Class seventh geography:

…… the delta is formed at the mouth of a river…..sunderbans is the the largest delta in India….

4.[pdf] Delta and the Greeks:

…. Delta is the fourth letter in Greek alphabet……

5.Class 12th –first calss by HLS Rao:

….symbol Delta is used to represent a small increment in x….

6. Class 11th--- Sets Relations and functions by Veena mam:

….. function is a mapping from….. one-one function ,onto funtion …

7. Class 10th –biology by Rasquinha teacher:

….. the function of the pancreas is …. Funtion of islet of langerhans is….

8. Class 6th- Science class by Archana miss:

… the malfunctioning of kidney results in….

9. Class 7th—a discussion with Sister Sally:

….. the Christmas function starts with prayer service…. Welcome speech in the function has to be coordinated with….. [I was SPL-school pupil leader then].

10. Class 11th--- Raghupathi sir’s chemistry class:

functional groups in the organic compounds….

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Then an isolated neuron picked up the signal and the information was passed on from neuron to neuron via dendrites. Oh… she is referring to our Friday’s Physics class. A vague and faint memory of my class from 8-8:50 am flashes. Yeah… our prof told something that sounded like Dirac Delta function…thanks to my ears which had made some attempt to hear something. I can remember what my teachers taught till class 12th better than anything I hear here… thanks to the slide shows.]

….. No I havnt written. Actually I dint understand….

A: oh.. actually nobody understood i suppose…he ran through it… k then. Can I hav your phy tute.

B:…!?....yeah….take.

A: cya then.

B:Bye.

9 comments:

AKILA said...

hey..! Firstly, welcome to blogging :) .. awesome writing..hilarious.. work of a true genius.. keep blogging !

Kirtika Ruchandani said...

lol maxx..... good I was the lucky one who pained you with this dirac-delta crap in the morning or else we would never have known your superhuman brain-powers of synchronising your memory with google....but this from-some -other-advanced-planet brain of yours seems to have forgotten that google displays the most recent pages first :P

Prakash said...

lol maxxx...googly brain huh?

ramya said...

@Kirtika
Thank u very much coz without u this scene wonldnt hav happened n i wouldnt hav got the idea for this blog....
Thank u for ur comments too.
Btw it was not "The Google Search". It was "The KV Search".... so there is a difference ;P.

@prakash
:D

Boneywasawarriorwayayix said...

YOU didn't understand Dirac Delta Function.....If you don't what about poor soul like me?? I am going to cup boohoon.....And make proper notes i say...I will just cult it during the quiz week :D

And this idea of KV search rocks :D

Boneywasawarriorwayayix said...

Ya...one more thing no short forms please......

Akshatha Hegde said...

Brilliant. Just brilliant. Its been long sice I saw something this good come by. :) Tamma kannada lekhanagalu kooda ashte cennagive. Keep it coming. :)

Anonymous said...

great going ramya..
that was one awesome blog,very innovative and engrossing..
looking forward to more such stuff..[:)]

Sreenath Krishnan said...

That was a unique blog fabricated with simple things only, which makes it beautiful to read!!!!!!!